Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Hit me with your best shot

Ten facts about my day:

1. Watched a movie trailer entitled "Donkey Punch". After watching said trailer, had to google Donkey Punch. CANNOT BELIEVE there is a movie based on that premise. Am done googling things for the rest of my life no matter how curious I get. Ever.

2. Bought Rosi Golan's debut album The Drifter and The Gypsy. She's a musical genius. Am currently looking for the sheet music to Come Around so that perhaps I can be a musical genius as well but probably not.

3. Filled out application for student teaching in London because WTF not.

4. Started reading Ayn Rand's 'Atlas Shrugged' last night because I couldn't sleep. Found out it's about trains. Stopped reading Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged' last night. Am English major failure.

5. Was told by a man at work today that I'm his favorite smile all day long. Felt great about that until I acknowledged the fact that he is an actual bum, finger less gloves and all and that I'm also probably the ONLY smile he gets all day. I'm also confused as to how he has a bank account, but whatever. I'm a sucker for compliments.

6. I watched the latest episode of 90210 on youtube tonight and officially hate those skinny bitches and their perfect lives. "Oh it's so hard living in California and being tan and this heat is such a pain in the ass, I might just have to wander around in a tube top and bikini bottom" blah blah blah. If 90210 is canceled next week due to bombing on set...I didn't do it.

I won't say I didn't pay someone to though.

7. I ate an entire bag of toffee covered popcorn in the parking lot of Silky's waiting for Sarelle to meet me for dinner and drinks this evening. My teeth hurt. I don't even like toffee popcorn. This is what happens when you get caught up in a ridiculous romantic paperback from a girlfriend in the back seat of your car during a snow storm for forty five minutes waiting for friends.

8. Attemtped "Atlas Shrugged" one more time because I'm no quitter! Still hate trains. Stopped reading....again.

9. Decided to go home this weekend. I miss my mom. I'm also hoping if I make the sad puppy dog face over the mess that is my life for long enough she'll take me out for ice cream and to look for new shoes. I need boots like you wouldn't believe. It will also be entertaining to see how big the actual puppies have gotten and more importantly, how much of my house is still standing. I don't really care about much more than my bed and remote. Devour the rest you scoundrels.

10. "I could run, I could run for the life of me. But where would that get me? Where would that lead? I'm a fool for waiting so long."

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