Sunday, July 20, 2008

"My mind is 3 TIMES BETTER than a machine"

I have only one statement to sum up my day : Bitches be crazy.

I don't even understand how someone can come into a bank and cause a rucous like some of the nonsense I see on a daily basis. My entire life I've felt it unnecessary to even speak above a whisper at a bank because I just assumed you could be arrested and carried out for- -well, whatever they want to kick you out for. It's a bank. It's like a cathedral in Rome....it's sacred and quiet and they can escort whoever they want, whenever they want.

Except in Pittsburgh. Where captain crazy pants came in today and discovered her account was 368.00 in the hole. Upon discovery she went from person to person at the bank demanding refunds and her money back and blah blah blah only to be shot down repeatedly while a security guard walked behind her just WAITING for the signal to shoot her.

So she finally comes up to the desk and withdrawls like...i dunno, less than 200.00 from her savings account because she has declared she's taking "ALL HER MONEY FROM THIS BANK...THEY CAN MAKE A FOOL OUT OF SOMEONE ELSE". I don't think it's necessary to point out who's being a fool at this point, but whatever. The entire time she's being waited on she's ranting and raving, lunatic style, about how her mind is a steel trap of information. She KNOWS she didn't do this to her account. She has a mind that works three times better than any machine and computer can. We're a bunch of idiots compared to this rocket scientist. She then proceeds to put in the wrong password to her debit card TWICE, gets her cash and finally leaves. Awesome.

I'm checking monster.com as we speak. Not because I hate my job so much I feel I should leave. Mainly because she's not the scariest individual I've had in that building in the two weeks I've been there and know before the month is out that building will be burned to the ground by some crazy who's fighting us over a 36.00 overdraft charge.

Made sloppy joes for dinner and am SUPER excited for Big Bang Theory tonight. Something about nerds that just gets me all excited. Explains my choice in boyfriend :).

1 comment:

Beth said...

O-M-G a blog. I want one! I think I'll start a metablog, thats a blog about blogs. Yours will be the first blog that I blog about.

Lets quit our jobs and open a cupcake shop. We can specialize in cupcakes for kittens, Im sure there's a market for it.

Miss you.