Turns out I might not have eighty posts. I don't know how this happened, I'm assuming blogger hates math as much as I do and one of us is wrong in our addition. Regardless, by now I'm sure many of you have sent me many "Happy Eighty Posts" day gifts and I just want you to know DO NOT FRET. I will still accept them, accurate counting or not.
Phew, huh? Sweet relief, I feel better too.