So I'm in the kitchen with my mother and I'm trying to do the National Geographic crossword while pretending to make conversation or at least pay attention to whatever it is she's talking about. The woman likes to talk about nothing important UNTIL she points out to me that googling the answers to my crossword isn't allowed. And I was all "Don't tell me the rules of googling my crossword, this shit is hard" and she was all "Your father thought he was a genius when he figured out he could google the answers to the TV guide crossword."
And she paused for several moments before continuing:
"Then he got creative and wondered what would happen when he googled "vagina" and thus was your father's discovery of internet porn."
And now I'm no longer in the kitchen pretending to make conversation with my mother.
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