Child 2: No, a METEOR!
Child 1: I love ham!
Child 2: I'm TALKING about SPACE.
Child 1: (scooting over as he speaks) You need some space?
And you would hope that my day's worth of ridiculous conversations ended at work, but unfortunately it did not.
Afton: (from her bedroom): Turn on channel 42!
Me: What are they making on the food network?
Afton: You'll see!
Me: This....this looks awful!
Afton: Keeping watching!
Me: But I don't even LIKE egg salad!
Afton: Then turn on 41!
Me: What is THIS?
Afton: I think it's West Side Story!
Me: I don't like this either....can't I just pick my own chann-
Afton: OOOH OOOH TURN ON CHANNEL 30!
Me: Oh, holy mother, what is this?
Afton: RuPaul's Drag Race!
Me: WIN!
Happy Birthday Mom.
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